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2025 Tours and Events Schedule June - December

Club Sponsored Events are in Bold Type

Date Tour or Event Information About Event What to Bring
Type to enter text
Tues Regular SAACAC Meeting Westminster Hall - Gather 7:00 - 7:15 Meeting
Sept 2 @ 7:30. Drive your beautiful cars -

Sat Corn Roast at Sturms 3:00 Club supplies Burgers and Corn Potluck Salad or Dessert
Sept 6 202041 Twp Rd 9-2 Sturms supply the fun! Dishes, utensils, Chairs
Coaldale
Sat Poker Run Meet @ Sears Parking Lot @ 2:00 Dinner afterwards - pay for
Sep 13 your own meals
Sat Car Inspection - very 10:00 - 3:00 Mike’s Shop
Oct 18 important to catch 412 Stewart Ave. Stewart Industrial Park
problems with your car
Fri
Coaldale Light Parade Details to follow
Nov 28
Sat
Fort Macleod Santa Parade Details to follow
Nov 29
Sat Christmas Party Gem of the West Museum, Coaldale
Dec 13 Details to follow

On a Lighter Note The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it son’s footsteps as he entered the house whistling
was gexng 5me the boy should give some thought and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books
to choosing a profession. Like many young men his on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he
age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to spoged the objets on the table. With curiosity in his
do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he
day, while the boy was away at school, his father picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He
decided to try an experiment. He went into the picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his
boy’s room and placed on his study table four pocket. He uncorked the bogle and took a big drink,
objects: 1. Bible 2. Silver Dollar while he admired the magazine’s centrefold.
3. Bogle of Whiskey 4. Playboy magazine. “Lord have mercy”. The old preacher disgustedly
“I’ll just hide behind the door”, the old preacher said whispered, He’s going into poli5cs!!”
to himself. “When he comes home from school

today, I’ll see which object he picks up.”
“If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me,
and what a blessing that would be!”
“If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a business-
man, and that would be okay, too.”
“But if he picks up the bogle, he’s going to be a no-
good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that
would be.”
“And worst of all if he picks up that magazine, he’s
going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.”
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